I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!

Yeah, you’ve probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

Yeah, reads more like a wikipedia article than a news article, like someone took several sources and told ai to combine the info. Facts are great, but they don’t make for a captivating read on their own. There’s a sweet spot for opinion/reflection without too much bias that makes news sources worth reading.

The fabled MegaSD card

Kids vote for other kids, and if it’s anything like student council it’s not really about ability. More Trump means less reading assignments…

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

SomeBODY

Humancenticycle

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

I’ve honestly never had Little Caesar’s, I assumed it was similar to Dominos in quality…

Yes, you are definitely a billionaire

There’s also no way I can avoid meetings before 2pm, timezones exist and sometimes things are on fire. If I leave someone hanging because I care only about my own day, then I’m the asshole.

I am also in this picture, please get out of my picture

Someone quoting him on the internet like this would go against his whole philosophy

I saw what you did there…

I bet you were beaming when you thought of that pun.

When there aren’t proper protections in place for frivolous lawsuits. It costs them more to fight than it would to just advertise on the platform. Time for Ben & Jerry’s to make an “eat the rich” flavor with Musk’s face on the carton to advertise on X!