For my birthday I want my friends to throw me a surprise party where I get euthanized

I remember myth busters testing this

How dare you! You should only feed them food on plates, not in bowls!!!

Tbh, the only connections you’ll make with messages like this are fake internet doms who don’t really care about you/your limits and try to push your boundaries. 0/10 would not recommend

She’s doing a great job breaking it in for you =D

Joking about how for a firetruck to be unrecognizable as a fire truck, you’d have to remove so much useful stuff from it/limit access to things from the outside so much as to render it ineffective, and also being kind of absurd by pretending that unmarked firetrucks are at all the subject of what they were talking about

<abandoned joke>

What a sweetie!

Yeah, like… Somehow people are forgetting the terrorist organization that created the situation isreal is using as an excuse to commit genocide IS STILL A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. I feel like people are projecting the US dem vs repub conflict on this, and feeling like because one side is bad the other side has to be good, rite? But in reality it’s just a whole lotta murder. Pretty one sided sure but it’s not like they’re killing hostages in self defense. Not out here trying to be both siding but trying to look at things objectively and realistically and for some reason writing it as a public comment so people can yell at me for being antisemitic and antisemites can yell at me for not being antisemitic.

Tree style tabs! Best used with css changes to remove the horizontal tab bar and the side menu header

Trumps a brat tamer?

Like a high diver mid dive!

dban is kind of the standard for wiping data, which iirc is 3 cycles of overwriting everything with 1s, then 0s.

If I tell you all the boxes in a warehouse are empty, that doesn’t mean they are. It just means I think they are. You can go and check them manually to see if they’re actually empty or if I was lying or forgot there was stuff in them. The metaphor breaks down a little bit here but if you look at the boxes closely, the ones with dust on top were probably empty for a long time and the ones without were probably emptied recently.

“oh, you’re napping? Guess I’ll join you”

Are ya stupid or astroturfing?

Yeah headphone jack is a nice bonus, my only method of playing audio from my phone in the car is the aux cable

I got an Xperia 5 IV very recently when my Galaxy S7 died. Been happy with it. Smallest phone I could find with an SD card slot, and while it’s still larger than my old phone, the screen is the same width, just taller. Overpriced? Probably a bit. In the end though, I like it.

Trick question, I throw myself in front of the trolley

Deep rock galactic, there’s no way I’m not getting eaten