It’s not that they wouldn’t goon for the modern Eva braun, the problem is that melania is 40 years too old for the MAGA incels

The good old rittenhouse defense

Why uncomfortable? The entire floor being edible e everywhere you go sounds awesome. Especially with an animal brain, 90% of their thoughts are just “food”. Then you look down and FUCK YEAH FOOD nomnomnom

“if Obama (or anyone left of Republicans) did what Trump did, there would be hell to pay.”

When people say this they obviously don’t mean “I wish Obama could do evil stuff without consequences”, it’s about the double standardds.

Obama wears a tan suit? Huge scandal

Trump convicted for 34 felonies? Not a single vote lost

Hillary has something to do with imaginary child abuse pizza? Lock her up

Trump 100% confirmed a child rapist and involved with actual human trafficking? 🦗🦗🦗

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You win the ragebait thread 🏆

Oh i fucking hate this one, at least once a week I hit control S and excel goes "no problem I’ll underline that cell fo you cause obviously that’s the shortcut for ‘sublinhar’ "

But that’s not the worst part.

The worst part is the actual save shortcut in portuguese.

It’s ctrl+b. I can’t think of any portuguese ‘B’ word that would translate to save.

‘Save’ = ‘salvar’.

But we can’t do Ctrl+s BECAUSE THAT SHORTCUT IS ALREADY TAKEN

Also, the AI-Windows could be upsold as a luxury, which means you can charge more for AI-11.

… If people were willing to pay for it, which is a tiny percentage of the small percentage of people that want AI on their windows. Even the people that are all in on chatgpt will very rarely accept paying a cent for it (and it must be a bargain considering that openAI said a few months ago that the average premium plan is a net loss for them due to the server costs)

The way things have been going it’s more likely that the AI-free version will be the upsold luxury

You’re being way too generous with him if you assume that

• he’s self aware about his (lack of) sex skills
• he actually cares about pleasing women

It’s totally not a fetish thing, but it’s totally a fetish thing.

Important distinction. I may have some weird fetishes but I don’t wanna get mixed up with those foot wierdos /s

Nobody’s gonna fall for your “actual discussion without censorship” excuse, you’re obviously looking for a place where transphobia is welcome. Try xitter or reddit.com/r/conservative and GTFO off Lemmy with that shit.

But the more important question is: why?

Why the fuck would you WANT to be in a hate echo chamber?

Why would you want to read this week’s made up story about some creep that put on a skirt to creep on the ladies bathroom, when instead you could watch a cat video, or a cool car or talk about yesterday’s sports game or a cute potted plant or whatever it is that you actually like?

You have a very limited time in this world brother, why waste it being angry at some imaginary trans boogieman that will never really affect your life in any way, instead of doing something actually meaningful, or something that makes you happy?

MAGA hating the new pope is the biggest compliment he could possibly get

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Here’s the top 3 things that the Lemmy community loves the most:

1. Linux
2. The though of elon musk getting hit with a blue shell in Mario kart
3. Femboys

So you’re good

(jokes aside any aestethic choice will be attractive to some people and a turn off for others, so you might as well be whatever makes you feel good)

It sucks that you didn’t get a proper sex education, but it’s not too late to learn. No need to be embarrassed to ask questions, we won’t judge (and if someone does judge it’s just a random internet asshole that you’ll never meet)

And when you get a partner USE A CONDOM

This thread is hilarious, but just in case someone really needs to hear it: don’t keep your cum in a jar.

The jar is a reference to an old legendary reddit grosspost

Also, the fun in eating cum is more a heat of the moment thing than something you save for later

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Good luck, may your surviving and spitroasting both go well

Copyright laws are dumb and need to be changed.

And I also think that the laws that currently exist should apply to openAI. I don’t see any contradiction there.

The current system where regular people can get screwed over for torrenting movies but techno-oligarch wannabes are free to ignore the law is the absolute worst of both worlds.

Hey look they mentioned you in the article

… though Musk has not as of this date specifically denied the accusations that the gesture was a Nazi salute. However, for reasons one can only guess at, others took the liberty of denying that on his behalf, unprompted.