Satan == Lucifer is wrong though. Those were two concepts that got conflated together, much beyond their original meaning

Nah that’s my wife, carry on

You wouldn’t believe how much hydrogen that thing has. It would explode like an atom bomb. My people tell me it has like 2 or 3 hydrogens in it. Dunno wasn’t paying attention

Too much virility. Doesn’t look right

I thought donnie was playing a hammond solo or something, at first. Please someone photoshop that

Not sure I fully agree with your take, but that’s beside the point. They said “wrong”, now that settles it. Sorry, maybe next argument 🤷‍♂️

Apparently I forgot this /s

Yeah water horse sounds right

Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack

Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts

You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

Except for Mrs. Claus! She stomps her foot and Santa gets grounded and goes to his room with his tail between his legs (yeah, they have a separate room arrangement)

That’s marriage material. Also she must be an absolute beast at zenga

Well we portuguese don’t appreciate being called spanish or brazilian. Maybe you didn’t mean to. I don’t care much, and I won’t hold a grudge against you. Let’s just forget this

It’s called “o meu pé de laranja lima” and it’s from a Brazilian author, and I suspected you were trolling but now I know for sure. Or else you’re just dumb. Either way bye

All bodies are beautiful

Also fuck you

Well I don’t know if you’re trying to provoke me or something, but confusing portuguese and spanish is a big no no around the iberian peninsula

Now I understand the US system

Test post please ignore

Same here, nothing to worry about