Role Models

What’s wild is with Delaware next door everyone just forgets it’s a toll road and a swamp and shits on Jew Jersey instead.

Watch. Your. Carrots.

The dc statehood movement is gaining momentum of late

The pee sample came accidentally 3 months later.

I dropped it off at the vet and the called confused af because it had been so long.

So that was fun.

Kinda a dick for breaking up your second one though, but Ganon giveth and taketh

Good

The polygraph test itself is debunked but the very real human intelligence you gain from administering one is invaluable.

This feels akin to them having to talk to their parole officer once a week and piss in a cup.

It was a good harvest that year

No but I 100% tried to name him Link and got overruled.

Correction, he sprained the buildings ankle

it’s actually scientifically impossible to disprove this

… I knew I shoulda tried building a bridge out of him

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He used to hide under an old chair, my in laws gave us, waiting for my son (toddler at the time) to go to bed so he could come out.

At bedtime he’d come out because he loved the blankets being tossed around when we tucked my son in, he earned the nickname “the tucken monster” because he’d go fucking nuts attacking sheets and blankets.

After my son was in bed he’d join him to make sure no monsters came.

When I’d go to bed ganon would come and make sure no monsters got me.

He isn’t the best cat I’ve ever had, there is no top 5 or top 3 or top 2.

Ganon was one of the cats I’ve ever had, I’m now 3 cats old. They were all the best, they were all perfect.

In the way Biden shit the bed she didn’t, which is to say Trump was and remains his own liability.

She just needed to respond to his bullshit like a sane human, and she did. She was nervous and you could see her reverting to “this is what I practiced” words a few times but frankly she only needed to not shit her adult diaper to win.

She did sieze a few moments to really push the dagger in, she did what Biden ought to have been able to do. Did she distinguish herself? Nope. Not to me EXCEPT relative to how the political discourse has been the last few years.

She’s still the same candidate I chose Bernie over.

BUT juxtaposed to Biden and Trump she’s a fresh of breath air.

Meaning they have to install another app.

At which point they’d just as soon install signal and have something better.

None of their phones come with a RCS enabled messaging app by default.

My iPhone on iOS 18 does however. Which is my point entirely.

Is this like where sociopaths and serial killers are atttacted to true crime?