First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.
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Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces
Ah yes, now my brain recognizes the photo that is cropped from. Probably didn’t immediately recognize it because all my brain remembers of the full photo is balding Elon.
Who is that in the bottom right?
Gonna tell my grandkids that’s Becker and Borg
1·1 day agoI don’t think he is.
13·3 days agoThey lost their shit.
Chuu mentioned, time to post the GIF!
“Bomb them all!”
14·6 days agoBlow it out your ass, literally
Die Eine will einen Pfennig von der reichsten Person der Welt stehlen, die Andere will den Reichen viele Pfennige zuschanzen.
1·11 days agoToto! Don’t kick them when they’re down! lmao
Computer Scientists: We can make Doom run on any device!
Bioscientists: Watch this!
Wenn du alt genug bist, dass du dich genau erinnerst, zu welchem Lied drei Männer auf der Tragfläche eines Flugzeugs tanzen
Are these “fewer work hours” in the room with us?
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