Either die or get a job. Not picky on which one.

Can I pretend I have mediocre experience of 5+ years and get away with applying for junior dev positions? 🤔

ML in the streets and AnCom in the sheets.

Y’all need any beta testers?

Technically 0 hours a day. Anyone wanna hire an unemployed mediocre programmer?

So Delicious brand Chocolate Cookies and Cream is where it’s at.

Gotta love a good baseless claim.

The dead frog in the show box scene had me laughing so hard the first time I saw it I was actually crying.

I was gonna go work for the government but then I got high.

Imo homemade is better. This makes enough for 2 lbs of pasta and I found it freezes very well so we got 2 while meals out of it last time I made it.

I say “my recipe” but I got it from here: https://www.forkintheroad.co/vegan-spinach-pesto/#recipe

I use sunflower seeds instead of pine nuts because I’m not a millionaire. I have made it with a blend of spinach and basil before as well. Spinach is cheaper unless you grow basil or something.

This is actually the route I’ve been inching towards. I’ve started getting my veggie burgers with just veggies and will make a slaw for my tacos and I’ve been missing it less and less. I’m mostly gonna treat it as part of my “vegan junk food” list hopefully going forward.

But like I’ll still use nooch for like my pesto and such lol. But my pesto recipe is one of those things where you can’t even really tell it’s vegan imo.

You don’t really miss it after a few months. And maybe it’s stockholme syndrome but lately when I get something with vegan “cheese” on it, it hasn’t been awful. Last weekend I got a Daiya pizza thinking it was gonna be complete trash and it wasn’t horrible actually.

Absolutely. I would do more volunteer work in a heartbeat. The moments I felt like I was actually helping contribute to our society was cooking breakfast for our unhoused community. I mean in a better society we wouldn’t have food insecurity so that volunteering would go elsewhere but can’t we just use our free time to just help people? Nope, we gotta stress about working and trying to not get fired.

I would love to just be a stay at home dad and keep the house clean, do chores, and cook meals for my family. Is that too much to ask?

This is definitely a sane and logical take. I’ve been eating plants for almost a year and no meat. Not only am I still waiting for my soy manboobs to come in but in surprisingly not a mummy lol.

So I get to keep my toothbrush??? 👀👀👀👀

Also while you are here, read theory.