#5 sleeping dicks out like Winnie the Pooh.

Let me tell ye lads, those Dutch have access to cheese that we could only dream of.

Looks like it’s gonna be one awesome feast!

It’s a lot like a battle where at first you have controlled volley fire, but later the panicked lieutenant shouts out to fire at will.

When people think of banking, they want to see people dressed as Skavin…like our new hire here! You know what? He’s promoted.

Oh come on, like that thing doesn’t call your winky like the one ring tempted Frodo!

Deep sea Jeff. Much like regular Jeff but he’s waaaaay down there.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

Absolutely gorgeous. It goes to show how wonderful a space can be if you design it right.

She’s my…accountant.

Hickory smoked boner.

APACHE DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES

The after picture looks so much more welcoming, clean, and active. Like the place is suddenly more alive.

Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.

A rare turbo pregnancy!

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

Lime Green Skittle Script:

(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.