Morning coffee.

$6,000 worth of hearing aids later, I remain unimpressed.

You know you’re screwed up when a kiddie fucker calls you backward.

The better question to ask is why is the accompanying photo of a woman pointing 4 fingers at me?

I block communities that routinely show up that I am not interested in seeing and use a monkey script to block instances of no value to me.

No, simply because I don’t “have to” have content. If Lemmy lacks interesting content, I go outside for a while.

Well, I use a fake name and an email used only for Duolingo, so… ok.

“This unbiased and purely informative piece of journalism sponsored by Apple.”

I remember as a kid, seeing a commercial for a credit card where the clown of the ad tried to use cash, inconveniencing the mob behind him and it really stuck with me how unapologetic credit companies were when training their consumers and debt carriers.

Solution. Reverse the CAPTCHA reaction. If it’s solved, it’s a bot, if not, it’s a frustrated human.

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War is so weird now. I don’t know how well I would have handled living in a foxhole if I knew a model helicopter could fly by at any time and drop my untimely demise.

That is exactly it, right down to having to fight the urge to repeat the thing that makes me feel sick! I would have never through that this would be something more than just my totally broken brain.

I clean mine very rarely because sticking my finger in there causes a sense of shock and tingling that longers after. The sensation makes me physically ill.

Zing!

You would be correct but he’s not the best at cleaning the carpet up after his ejection event.

Same for me. MC pulled my wisdoms literally while I was at Mt. Fuji. They just decided the entire platoon needed them gone. It didn’t matter if yours were problematic(like leaning or sideways). If you had them, they took them.

How do those bowls work for slowing down their chow time? We’ve got one dog that eats so quickly, he throws it back up sometimes.

Googling the name led me to this, and I think your comment fits the bill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRdw_Qgwqc

Coincidentally accurate comment for me. Just had a tooth that I had grown very fond over the years removed and left vacant because of the cost associated with replacing it rivaling that of cars I’ve bought in the past. As the teeth shift and get loose because of the missing soldier, I’ll just have to allow them to fall out or have them pulled until I can have dentures made up.

I have dental insurance, it’s just none of that necessary tooth replacement if you want to keep the rest of your teeth stuff is covered.

I guess I fucking don’t.