sexy_animal_fucker

I learn this just after leaving England

When the sun isn’t out is always the best time to break into the petting zoo that I’m banned from

I’d give all animals kinky names if it were up to me

When the owner of the pet I was hired to look after arrived home early

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I never understood this bands popularity until I listened to this song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7n7WRidwYo

Their other songs are okay but this ones possibly one of my favorite songs of all time

I’d prefer horses to dogs if they didn’t me whenever I went behind them

To evade being banned from the petting zoo

I need to change my looks a little each time as well

Set up a tent near the petting zoo and live there

It’s weird how many cats don’t like being cuddled

To stay away from the class pet

As someone who is horny whenever seeing Lemmy I fully support this

Getting to be alone with the pets when the owner is out of the house (pet sitter)

The annoying people telling us not to use systemd were right all along

Buy it on sale if this is such a huge worry. You don’t know that the indie thing will turn evil and many end up okay.

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1. The Earth is secretly dinosaur shaped
2. The sky is reflexive red
3. Dead people sometimes breathe
4. You need more than just three opinions to get by in life

Without a self destruct cleanup the posts and data will likely remain in the caches of other instances but the account is effectively gone for the original user

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If you don’t export or migrate your data elsewhere before this happens, your account goes bye-bye

Everything can be recreated by an entity that perfectly remembers or recorded everything about it otherwise it’s gone forever