The self-driving equivalent of “Jesus take the wheel!”

Rule of Two

I would watch the shit out of this.

While working at the Steinhardt Social Research Institute?

Good news, the rule didn’t stop Anne Bonny, Mary Read and the like, so set sails to plunder!

Rule 6: No girls allowed. Also true in some cases.

My favorite “kids have always been kids” moment in history is Iddin-Sin’s letter to his mom, bitching about how he “has nothing decent to wear” and “whose fault is that really”.

On the other hand, asian small-clawed otters do dabble.

“What do you mean there’s another dude who’s called BajaBootyBlast?”

Thanks, I hate it!

Preach!

You don’t have to imagine, Josh Brolin has you covered!

Relevant Justin McElroy rant that’s been living rent free in my head ever since I’ve seen it.