I feel like my day isn’t complete until I’ve seen one of your game screenshots. I actually have nearly zero investment in the games you’re actually playing, I just appreciate knowing that things are still going well enough for you that you get some time to play a game and post.

I hope you have a good life, thank you for bringing a warm glow into mine.

She*, you bigot \s

!yourjokebutwoooosh@lemmy.woooosh

Yes. Maybe. Who?

I would love to see Daniel Day Lewis’s followup to My Left Foot

Let’s say this is true. Let’s say that Harris somehow cheated by having a team in her ear.

We know for a fact that Trump constantly lies and cheats and his version of cheating is trying to disrupt democratic elections and manufacture votes.

We also know what kind of people Trump surrounds himself with by watching Stephen Miller melt on live tv, or even Rudy Guliani’s Four Seasons debacle after which we got to watch him melt on live tv too. We know that Trump refuses intelligence briefings and says dumb shit about batteries in boats, drinking bleach, and “the nuclear.”

So, you’re saying my options are the rambling moron who surrounds himself with dumb-fucks whose vanity is something from a sitcom, or my other choice is the charismatic lady who listens to people so much smarter than herself that she can verbally spank a billionaire for hours on end, causing the feeble-minded fascist to spew shit from his mouth faster than his ass?

Hmmmm… Lemme see what my team of cheaters on my Bluetooth earrings suggest that I do… I guess I’ll go with the supposed cheater who rocked the debate instead of the one who has concepts of a plan and says that immigrants eat people’s pets while gleefully killing his own citizens

Oh God, that phone’s battery must have died from the constant notifications

Oh shoot, some of my family’s friends and neighbors from back in Poland were antisemites, though! And then they went along with letting my family members die in the ghettos or get taken to the concentration camps.

Hmmm… Nevermind, fuck antisemites.

ETA: one of my grandmother’s cousins and her mother were taken to Dachau where a high-ranking officer found them charming and attractive, so he gave them kitchen duties. This meant they had access to extra food and would sneak food into the barracks.

When this was discovered, the officer’s supervisors made the officer punish them by giving them hard labor manufacturing boots. So they intentionally made the boots wrong, packed mismatched pairs, etc so that numerous German soldiers would suffer frostbite that winter when their boots failed.

I don’t blame him, didn’t you see how mean she was to him last night!?

She kept making him say wrong things, stupid things, lies, and bumbling rants by letting him talk!!!

What a fucking meanie poopoo-head Kamala was by letting Trump be a moron out loud. She cheated!

I hope you didn’t mean this with any genuine malice, cuz that got a solid chuckle out of this Jew

His current political affiliation? cuz it’s right, not left… please don’t hate me

/c/worsejokethanyoursbutsameobservation

“So, Mr. Barron-”

“No, I’ve told you so many times, Baron is my son.”

“Wait, are you saying that you’re actually Donald Trump?”

“No, no, of course not. I’m John Miller. Definitely not Trump. Never even met Trump.”

“Okaaaayyyy… Mr. Miller-”

“You don’t have to be so formal. Please, just call me President Trump.”

That puppy looks very upset that it can’t currently lick its eater’s face

I believe Trump when he said that he never discussed that with Vance.

It was actually John Barron!

That’s right, baby! The Barron is back and more senile than ever and he’s speaking exclusively to J.D. Vance.

^Good God, I fucking hate that this joke could be real^

Even betterer, also grow some algae for biofuel

Look, you can either get tortured in our detention centers or shot in our schools. No one can say that we aren’t pro-choice!

Like, if you choose to be black, you have to go to the detention center

I did! Just to fuck up his perfect record

Confusing goals, but I support 'em