He misunderstood when lesbians said they eat pussy
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He misunderstood when lesbians said they eat pussy
According to Stormy Daniels it looks like Toad
Start one then if you feel that strongly about what’s going on in Gaza
Surely the FBI will investigate this threat right? Right?
The only way he actually read Mein Kampf is if it came in picture book format
Yep, this one’s for the pagans, though exceptions apply. We essentially divide the year into 8 based on the equinoxes and solstices, with four in-between holidays. They roughly line up with some more common holidays, like Easter and Ostara (that’s not coincidence)
Hot sauce on pizza is a staple. Especially a good vinegary sauce. I’ll put aside my ghost pepper sauces and grab my Valentina for it.
Has anyone seen Fido?
ABC gave Trump a massive handicap but he still managed to shoot himself in the foot a few times. Even the moderator roasted him once or twice.
I am here for transgender alien prison surgeries
I’ve given my professors and managers the same response. They weren’t too happy
I don’t pander to fascists. None.
Also because it’s hard to pretend to be two people at once
I’m sure they’ll suffer a $10M fine, layoff half their critical teams, and give the execs a big fat bonus for saving so much money
Does a bear shit in the woods Trump shit in his pants adult nappy?
The THC content of edibles. It’s unregulated in NYC so everything seemingly has between 30mg and 1250mg while I’m sitting here with a 10mg hard limit. A few states have a 5mg or 10mg per serving limit and it’s wonderful
THC, caffeine, and more caffeine
I love that the election is decided by 3 states containing less than 10% of the population
Pennsylvania: 13M
Wisconsin: 6M
Michigan: 10M
Total US: 333M
29/333 = 8.7%
Because literally every store already turns into a Christmas megastore starting in September. We really don’t need more.
Also, Christmas tree farms and year round Christmas stores exist
NYC weather is exactly like this but throw in 2 days of heavy rain and a random sleet storm before it goes back to 100
As you learned in what now?