purplexed

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

And from kids! The circle is complete

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

Hostel

I misread that, but I’m still curious

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

And the cylinder

“Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory.”

Because violence only happens in Minecraft

Pam pam param boyos!

It’s very clunky in its usage. Which isn’t good English, but neither is the title, so I’m over it.

That just turns you more Canadian

I’m such a fan of gyatt, it’s just so damn fun to say.

Complete remaster of Xenogears, with a fully fleshed out disc 2.

Grandma died, lol

I think that’s the bit from 2 Kings

The crying comment comes off as more of a dick thing to say, but the skill issue bit is pretty funny.