I just feel like maybe you shouldn’t use Bluetooth when it’s life and death.

YouTube didn’t exist when I was a child. One Saturday Morning is what I had. Didn’t even have cable to watch Nickelodeon.

And that’s why I’m doing the dishes at midnight.

I just showed this to my husband and asked “Is this me?” He started reading it and just kept nodding then says “Pretty much, you never get straight to the point.”