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While not entirely incorrect, the simple fact that they knew ahead of time, and were clearly aware enough to avoid sending it to Germany, thus making them complicit at best.

No. Fuck them.

Apologia much? 🤷🏽

The high seas welcome another mariner. 🤘🏼

They only apologize when they get caught. Everything else is “fine”.

Hey, today I’m one of the 10k! Thanks, stranger!

It’s the habit that’s shit, not necessarily the “trash” contents, yes.

In some places it can take years.

Got any examples handy?

Did you forget your “/s”?

She doesn’t offer the trench run unless you’ve ringed at least one AT-AT first.

I learned top down and eat everything except the stem, but yep. 🖖🏼

Scattering non-native seeds is a shit habit.

Corpses are immune.

FWIW, my grandpa taught me to eat the whole apple top-to-bottom to help the core’s fibrous bits break apart easier. 🤩🤘🏼

Oh, you can lead them to said magical snack slacks, you just can’t make them any. 😁

Preach. I can’t recall another article of clothing I’ve left the house in that’s ever inspired complete strangers to, unsolicited, suddenly inquire/comment on the “nice breeze today”. Are grey sweatpants some sort of secret code between meteorologists?

Clean and decently cared for, yes. Much less than “damn, are those new?” and those charming, sexy, even coquettish grey sweatpants <superman pose> are instead the malformed mustard & mucous magnet of gray stumpclothes. You’ve better odds picking wild mushrooms. 😅

Can we get one of those for president? Right now, ours is barely a wrongly-worded TACO squirt. ☝🏼

Ya know? I think I might know a couple tamale trucks that could use a minor upgrade… 🤩

Fair to say, and good to hear. We all could do with less internal shit-talkin’, I feel, so keep that up!

That said, autocorrect is technically stupid; mindless, non-conscious, obstinate, dangerously anthropomorphized, and insidiously stupid. 🖖🏼

So, at least now he has rent for the month? 🤌🏼