at least it will make explaining astroturfing a little easier

maybe someone just threw a bullet at him?

10/10

i’ve been obsessively commenting on reddit for years… i’ll live on forever

i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever

real answer: only for white peoples, non-whites will be forcibly sterilized.

a very small percentage of helium will disable the phone

i’ve tried that but then we both lose

if everything smells like shit wherever you go, it’s time to look at the bottom of your own shoes…
~(i’m saying you’re the asshole)~

just reply with “no, i’m not”

in spite of the frowning star, i still think that…

i think original date might be better…

scan and post them all

btw, Nothing But Trouble is pretty much set in Centralia….
also, the best movie ever made… and Tupac’s debut….

checks the microplastics in my brain

yes, that makes sense

it’s an oil depot… it could burn for months

all you need in that scenario is a good shop vac… works for flies too.

the could’ve sued him to stop…

someone posted a video, replying to me, of people doing it with oobleck… it’s not very deep but they do run and ride a bike across it.

can you jesus run across non-newtonian fluids? because i think that would be a popular sport…