• PorkRoll@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I was born with glass bones and paper skin yet somehow I can still withstand more damage than a middle manager’s ego.

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      1 year ago

      Used to work with an awesome chick named Velma. Boss pronounced it Thelma for three years. She finally started calling him Craig instead of Greg. Dude quit a year later after everyone else picked it up.