PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoDamn, I want cool secrets toolemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1709arrow-down16
arrow-up1703arrow-down1imageDamn, I want cool secrets toolemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squareIm_old@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agowhat about gay sex and masturbation? Don’t want to do half-job here being evil
minus-squarefakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months ago“Hmm…”, said the sword, quizzically. “The scriptures on those are a little vague in the translation the Blacksmith had”. The sword paused for a moment to think, its metal shifting subtly in a manner which could vaguely be described as coy. “Maybe…”, stuttered the sword, “you could show me what that means”.
what about gay sex and masturbation? Don’t want to do half-job here being evil
“Hmm…”, said the sword, quizzically. “The scriptures on those are a little vague in the translation the Blacksmith had”.
The sword paused for a moment to think, its metal shifting subtly in a manner which could vaguely be described as coy.
“Maybe…”, stuttered the sword, “you could show me what that means”.