• FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee
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    “On the ground they interpreted it as a strike. But it wasn’t intentional, it was our mistake. The media created this myth which has been floating around out there ever since and we’ve just had to live with it.”

    To Ed, the idea made no sense whatsoever. “What were we going to do? Threaten to live on the moon?”

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      2 months ago

      We are going to leave the moon & make our own moon with blackjack & planet-destroying planetary unemployment rate lowering laser megaweapon!
      (Also Ed will be chief space prostitute, it’s his lifelong dream & want this to happen for him)