Most relevant section translated to english:
If he (Trump) wins the election on November 5, his billionaire supporter Musk will chair the new board. This is to implement a full financial and performance audit of the entire government and make recommendations for drastic reforms.
Source: Swiss state media article
Xnited Xtates of Xmerica
“It’x really hard 2 talk lixe xix” - Strong Bad, but edgier
Ah yes, the Xeriouxly Forxe.
No, I tried only replacing the initials with an X, not all instances of the letter S like Strong Bad did.