Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

ZeroCool@slrpnk.net · 2 个月前

Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

ALQ@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

You know, now that you mention it…maybe that’s not such a bad idea, eh, Donny-boy? You keep yours, we’ll keep ours, and we’ll see who has the better economy after.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

Liberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Too bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members.

Red states don’t have shit.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

I salute you, sir.

Archer@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal

This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!

ALQ@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.

Linktank@lemmy.today · 2 个月前

Sabotage on Texas?

HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 个月前

Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.

Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 2 个月前

“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”

-massive explosion in background-

*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”

Nollij@sopuli.xyz · 2 个月前

As the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.