this one is for the Europeans who laughed when i made fun of the Yankees.
Before the fun police comes and confiscates my post, this is obviously a joke and should not be taken seriously(unless you are Portuguese)
As a German it is seven times easier to piss of a Brazilian
yes. just say 7:1
As a brazillian german (bron in brazil, german mother), its easier to piss off germans lolol.
Danke
it’s easier to piss of a Brazilian, but it’s easier to piss off a German
Just say “you speak Brazilian, right?” and let them boil over in rage.
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As a german I find this offensive, but damn funny as heck :D
Also I really dig that you divided France into France and Vichy France.
Has he managed to piss you off?
“Way too easy to piss off a German”
7x1
😠
Good one
Another Brazilian here.
The Iceberg is famous for using geothermal power. It’s hard to understand how. Except for that, no change.
they got some very hot ice over there don’t they?
I laughed when I read “Brazilian colony”
No data about Slovenia ):
Worry not Slovenian friend, i have not forgotten about your amazing country and have made a special map just for you!
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Great map 👍
We are honoured.
spoiler didn’t work for me. I’m on Voyager (mobile) if it matters. Here’s how a spoiler works for me:
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Well at least its in one peace here.
Could you repeat that again?
God damn piece*
You are asking too much, Brazilians don’t even know where their capital is
I mean, it’s in the middle of actual nowhere, surrounded by hundreds of km of fucking nothing
I have a feeling these might be connected
No, there’s a big ass ocean in between.
If you circumvent around the north, it’s just a small ass ocean :D
I’m sorry, what kinda big ocean?
They are by the same person
i don’t know what you’re talking about
TIL I know that I live in the middle of a desert, guess and will go now and find my spirit animal then.
I hope you find great success in your self-discovery journey
Part of it has got a fucking biome update and now we have water biomes too.
Time to go back to the times you dabbled in gangsta rap and replace all street references with desert references. Don’t forget about the camel samples while you’re at it
Fun fact: the part marked as “why is this not part of Romania” has entire songs written about why it should be part of Romania
Also, according to the national anthem, all Romanians are related by blood to Romans
So that’s where the stealing part of stealing innovations comes from!
“Unify Ireland”
I was born on a Dublin street…
where the Royal drums did beat,
What do you mean “too easy to piss off a German”, do you want trouble? I’ll give you some you lousy … samba dancer.
I am disappointed that we have to be in a bubble with Sweden… Other than that: good map
He is fixing up historic error made in 1905.
By no means. Jamtland, Herjedalen, and Bohuslen can stay in the bubble, but the rest of Sweden can go and find their own bubble.
Another one?
Is Poland pissed in the American or British sense of the word?
Depends on the time of day. They wake up American pissed, but after 11am: Both.
11am? You give me too much credit. Holding out that far into the day is a real tough ask.
And does it say richer? Who the fuck gets richer in Poland? People born after 1990 can’t afford a house, same as everywhere else.
Do Latin America next
- Uruguay = Cisplatina (this was the province name before it became independent from the Brazilian Empire)
- Argentina = Infinite Crisis
- Paraguay = Muamba (slang for stuff you buy and avoid paying import taxes)
- Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador = Natives with top hats
- Colombia = CIA drug farm
- Venezuela = Immigrant spawn point
- Guianas, Suriname = What? (nobody remembers they exist)
- Central America in general = Hey, it’s just like back home!
Lastly, of course, the great land of HUEHUEHUEBRBR
How can people forget about Suriname? Don’t they often hyphenate?
Doctor Who
As Sylvester McCoy said: “The Doctor’s not from Gallifrey but from Galloway”
