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I feel personally attacked.
If these are my golden years I can’t imagine what shit is waiting for me in the future
You can always go up?
As we grow older, our circle of friends becomes smaller. This is natural. For most people, their largest number of friends will be at school/college/military due the nature of the environment. Once you leave, your friends will be your co-workers, housemates, neighbours. As you grow older, many of them will die off. Eventually, you will be left alone, save for your spouse and children. Such is life.
Wait, where do I claim my spouse and children?
It’s only available to players that joined pre-2000’s. You just go to your profile under rewards and you should see the marital lootbox. You should also recieve a “#1 Parent” cosmetic.
See I was in the bargain spouse bin, but I came with free frogurt so I had that going for me and now my wife is chock full of potassium benzoate
Good news is that you’re almost certainly not the father.
