Also if your job is Dominatrix. That’s it.
Hmmm, is a client considered a coworker?
No, but they could be women.
Lmao somehow I remembered it reading coworker instead of woman. Yep yep
Also works for “person.” 👍
Why do I have the feeling that’s something he definitely said to one of his victims?
I can’t wait for someone to say it to him
I’ve started saying it every time I grab the remote control to get his fat ass off my TV screen…
That’s a perfect use case for that sentence
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Screenshot of a Threads post by eileenmaryoconnell:
Times when it’s ok to call a woman “Piggy” at your job:
-You’re a Muppet addressing one of your fellow Muppet coworkers by her actual legal name
-Literally that’s itThere is another one, when you’re addressing a cop.
Hurrrdurrrrr, good one fellow sheep
In that case though, it’s gender neutral
For a sitting president to say it is embarrassing.
I have one more: if her legal name is Piggy - although I hope no parent every did that, that would be terrible
Or if you’re from New Zealand and your cow-orker Margaret prefers you to use one of its rarer diminutive forms.
Or if you are into some kinky shit and the other likes being called piggy :)
Probably still not one for work
Maybe if you’re a porn actor and it’s in the script.
Or a professional dom
You lemon stealing piggy!
At your job? I would say thats still not quite right
A prostitute that likes being called piggy.
Pro doms do exist. Technically, it would be at their job…
Touché
Does your job consist of calling people “little piggy”?
If it does not, then calling people “little piggy” is not something you should do on your job.
Edit: I have been informed that calling people “little piggy” is, indeed, part of the GROPUS’ daily duties.
I call little piggies little piggies. Them, and cops. Exclusively.
So much conservative anger is just wanting to use bigoted language without considering the consequences.
What if you’re a farmer and are addressing a sow?
This probably comes up more than the muppet thing.
What if you’re suffering from dementia, small dick, and syphilis?
I’d say that qualifies.
But what if you’re president of the USA and don’t like the question from a journalist?
Then you grab her by the pussy and show people why their moral outrage is worthless in the face of run away oligarchy.
Oh. That’s why it’s in political memes. I should have known =/
“Sir, what do you say about your recent nuclear strike that killed billions?”
“You know, you are ugly, and I think you smell bad.”
The state of superpower politics in 2025 everyone!
Perfectly reasonable answer one might say.
If that someone has the mental aptitude of a five year old.
Listen, he’s passed so many cognitive checks, ok?
And that’s apparently who the muricans want for president
Well if she’s in her cop uniform, what else am I supposed to call her?
Don’t say a fucking word.
Pigs aren’t people
Just oink like a normal person
Officer Piggy
I believe the Muppet scenario was already covered
Pigs are very smart (smarter than dogs), empathetic to their kind, and above all are extremely adorable and cute. So it is also ok to call someone a piggy as a mutually consensual term of endearment.
