I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐
It matches, because clowns have oversized shoes
Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea
Shoes that match his personality
He probably thinks it’s a statement of something. Or he’s in a k-hole again.
I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don’t think Elon’s pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.
Well he does like slavery, so maybe there is something in common.
Because they stand out so you notice them. He’s an attention seeker after all.
They’re big.
When you are the richest man in human history he does whatever is needed to prove that he is not worthy of that wealth.
And yet he’s still in a tux
I fail to get your point? That he has the money to afford a tux?
He still has something to prove or he’d be in pajama pants
for reference it looks like those are his custome Space X sneakers, which look especially terrible in this lighting.
Everyone’s shoes are a bit stretched by the wide angle lenses being used, which is why Elon’s feet look freakishly ling and skinny. He does have pretty big feet for his height, or has been doing this oversized shoe gag for a very long time.
Overall his outfit is trash
I don’t think it’s a photoshop.
Why do they look like Flint Lockwood’s Spray-on Shoes?
Clown shoes for the money clown.
He’s getting fitted for his concrete shoes, the last he will wear before being dumped out at sea.
This toilet stain probably really thinks shoe size has something to do with dick size…
It does.
I mean whenever I put my shoes on, my dick grows like 5 inches. So it’s just science, really. Obviously the bigger the shoe, the bigger I get. You know it happens. Everybody knows this. Many people are saying it.
Sorry, not sorry ladies. The botas picudas stay on in bed.
He has to do this so people will think he’s sporting a giant hammer, when in reality it is a dangling flap of useless old pemmican following botched penis enlargement surgery.
The richest man in the world, and he has to pay women to have his children because they wouldn’t go near him, even if his dick did work, which it doesn’t.
I guarantee that he’s in talks with doctors, and funding research into wiener transplants. He could drop a billion on that research and never miss it. Get a nice big one from a porn star who accidentally fell out a window.
It looks like he’s wearing shoes around his shoes.
CyberShoes?
No don’t do Sora like that.
Kanye ain’t got shit on Doug! Beat him by decades!
What even are those? At first glance they looked less like fancy shoes and more like some kind of woolen cover to protect your fancy shoes, or perhaps even keep them warmer in the winter time
