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respectmahauthoritybrah@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Gotta stay fit!

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Gotta stay fit!

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respectmahauthoritybrah@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Be careful! Living like that will make you past a hundred years 😨

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Thats me after eating two grapes in the morning

  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Also make sure to have a single vegetable such as a brussel sprout of stem of broccoli.

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    Remember to say “scurvy no scurvying” while you do it

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    I don’t get it

    • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You’re supposed to eat more fruit than just once a month.

      It’s to make fun of the fact that “hey look I’m eating fruit therefore I’m healthy”

      It’s like “me eating at McDonald’s once a week but getting a ranch drenched salad once a month”. Dieat

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        I meant I don’t get why someone would only eat a single slice of fruit in a month. Fruits are delicious.

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          Yeah ngl they are… random tangent where I used to live earlier the local shop there, they used to have like plastic boxes with a collection of refrigerated fruit slices (for eg two slices of mango, some grapes, cucumbers etc) without dumping them into syrup… and they used to be relatively freshly cut… i wish it were that convenient to get fruits everywhere… it sucks you can get chocolates and sodas everywhere but not ready to eat fruits

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          you got to be careful to not eat too much sugar!

          ^there are people that actually believe stuff like this

      • FunkyCheese@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s so healthy, that you die if you ONLY eat that

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    It’s winter. There are no natural fruits in winter.

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      Oranges (and cuties), grapefruit, kiwi, persimmons, pomegranates, figs. Apples get cold stored in reduced oxygen atmosphere to stay nice year round. Frozen fruits are always an option. Dried fruit is ok.

      If you’re in the US, it’s never and always banana season.

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      Pomegranate?

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        So close!! That is a shape 💕

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      It’s fine to eat unnatural fruits from greenhouses, they still have vitamins and fiber.

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