YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 2 months agoDiscussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 7 March 2026message-squaremessage-square91linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareDiscussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 7 March 2026YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 2 months agomessage-square91linkfedilink
minus-squareStudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 months agoImagine being the first homo sapien to pat a wolf? There is a human, long deceased and who’s name is lost to time, who got to be the first to pat a dog.
minus-squareSituationCake@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoAnd to all those that thought it would be fun to pat a sabre tooth, poisonous frog, giant bears etc, the gene pool thanks you for your service.
minus-squareTheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoNowadays, fast cars, meth and firearms are doing quite a good job in weeding a lot of non-viable idiots out of the gene pool. Especially in combination.
minus-squareBottom_racer@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 months agoImagine losing your arm to a wolf, then a few thousand years of selective breeding your ancestor loses a toe to an aggressive inbred pug. Edit: Okay turns out I’m not far off
minus-squareSaneMartigan@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThe movie Alpha covers this, sort of. It’s fiction, nice caveman dog fiction. Not a deep film but nice.
Imagine being the first homo sapien to pat a wolf?
There is a human, long deceased and who’s name is lost to time, who got to be the first to pat a dog.
And to all those that thought it would be fun to pat a sabre tooth, poisonous frog, giant bears etc, the gene pool thanks you for your service.
Nowadays, fast cars, meth and firearms are doing quite a good job in weeding a lot of non-viable idiots out of the gene pool. Especially in combination.
Imagine losing your arm to a wolf, then a few thousand years of selective breeding your ancestor loses a toe to an aggressive inbred pug.
Edit:
Okay turns out I’m not far off
The movie Alpha covers this, sort of. It’s fiction, nice caveman dog fiction. Not a deep film but nice.