UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoNew Polycule Just Droppedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down112
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minus-squareMousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up105·4 days ago“Their new girlfriend is… women” Huh.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·4 days agoYes. Sex with women is gay because women are feminine and femininity is gay. To be truly straight, only have sex with other men. Men are masculine, that’s straight.
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoGotta man scissor though, so you’re both the fucker and the fuckee at the same time, otherwise one of you is the girl.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoBack in my day we just called that a double dutch rudder.
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoExplains why my gay friend always looked so intrigued when I asked if he wanted to go Dutch but then disappointed when it was splitting the bill.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoLol. That would be quite the head turner if I overheard.
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoYou just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man
minus-squarepomegranatefern@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoAs opposed, I assume, to the old Epstein class standby of an underage girl.
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoThey put the girl back in girlfriend, that’s for sure.
“Their new girlfriend is… women” Huh.
Isn’t that gay or something?
Yes. Sex with women is gay because women are feminine and femininity is gay.
To be truly straight, only have sex with other men. Men are masculine, that’s straight.
Gotta man scissor though, so you’re both the fucker and the fuckee at the same time, otherwise one of you is the girl.
Back in my day we just called that a double dutch rudder.
Explains why my gay friend always looked so intrigued when I asked if he wanted to go Dutch but then disappointed when it was splitting the bill.
Lol. That would be quite the head turner if I overheard.
You just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man
As opposed, I assume, to the old Epstein class standby of an underage girl.
They put the girl back in girlfriend, that’s for sure.
Illegal exotic women……