President Donald Trump made a striking claim during a recent White House press event, telling those gathered that an unnamed new drug has the ability to bring patients back from death’s door.
“We know the drug works,” Trump, 79, said during the press conference at the White House on Monday, May 11, per a clip shared on X. “We’ve taken people that were dead. We had a person given the last rites — gone, the kids are crying and everything — and started them on this drug. And the person became better. It works.”
How? How the fuck can anyone listen to this cunt and think “yep, this is the guy who should be president!”
JESUS FUCKING CHRISTHe made them proud to be racist again. For that they’ll follow him all the way to hell.
Trump says…
goes straight to ignore
I can’t do this timeline.
After all that has happened I would only be slightly surprised if the Trump regime starts a zombie apocalypse.
At least i wouldn’t have to go back to work.
👉🤓👉
What do you think he was talking about with his doctor that made them bring up a drug that brings people back from the dead?
The president went on to address how such medications get tested, adding, “And some [drugs] don’t work. You learn very fast. It’s called the ultimate test, I think, right? They test all these things. They use animals all over the place, they use everything to test because a person’s going to die.”
Might have been some crank lobbying Trump to allow the sale of a particular snake oil.
Was it rfk jr? Or oz?
Joe Rogan
I thought he was on the outs with Joe because Joe said less than perfect things about him that one time
Trump uses his grace as a tool to shape others’ behavior. All that matters is the last thing you said about him. His vice president once called him “America’s Hitler.”
Maybe that just wasn’t offensive to him.
Hopefully death.
The remarks appeared to be connected to the Right to Try Act, legislation Trump signed during his first administration that allows terminally ill patients to pursue experimental treatments not yet fully approved.
There ya go, just another scam in the end
There ya go, just another scam in the end
All in all it’s just another scam in the end
This is 100% because scientists from Cuba (and Argentina) have just revealed a potential cure for some kinds of lung cancer
Didn’t he say this a few weeks ago? Presumably opening the UFO files didn’t distract from the Epstein files enough, so he’s switching from aliens to zombies
I don’t know if any of this stupid discussion is real, but if it is, then we also have time travel, because the post mentions that the zombie drug was announced on May 11.
Ah I didn’t catch the date, I just assumed it was a recent reaction to something, and that stuck out as the obvious recent development to me
So Trump flatlined and they brought him back? Big mistake if so.
No we can tell it wasn’t him in the example because he said people were crying about their loved ones death.
TEARS IN THEIR EYES, THEY SAID WELCOME BACK SIR!
next he is gonna say they had chatgpt discover it.
seriously though he is probably using a very loose definition of death like “heart stopped 1ms ago” under which umbrella we already have shots like adrenaline.
He watched Pulp Fiction. That’s it.
That’s the whole story.
The possible of death are many.
A single drug could never avert all possible causes.
He and his followers believe in magic.
Average MAGA Magic enthusiast.
they also love the wrath of god card its a white card that destroy all creatures and prevent regeneration.
Damn this is funny
This is how scientists feel in public since 2025…
Indeed they do. Their entire world view is based on magical thinking. Its not unique to trump sycophants either. Being raised in a religion trains the brain to believe in magic. It’s all so silly.
They don’t believe in magic. They want YOU to believe in magic.
After several minutes it’s meaningless to restart a heart anyway, as irreversible brain damage will occur. We already can restart a recently stopped heart by injecting them with epinephrine (adrenaline.)
That’s alright, the patient can then start a new career in politics where possession of a functional frontal lobe is considered detrimental to career progression.
Test it on yourself Donald, on camera, for all to see.
The turnip saw someone wake up from anesthesia…
Or someone get hit with narcan during an OD.
See see! Back from the dead, he was the best dead, and now he’s the best alive.
Not the flex he thinks it is
Test it in him
He’s already undead
hes kept alive by nose powder. Lich and the elderly congress people have thier phylacteries.
Too late, he’s already decomposing.
not if he is pumped full of preservatives from eating mcodonalds.
You now what I don’t believe you Krasnov. Prove it yourself.
