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Is it only trying when you only go one knuckle deep? Same.
Is it only trying when you only go one knuckle deep? Same.
So lazy lol.
I’m so glad his name is so dumb and forgettable that this made me completely forget it for like 30 seconds lol.
‘I’m blind to skin color.’ - Guns
Fuck you, Bone Destroyer didn’t deserved to be tickled like that in their collab. Ticklepig said he wouldn’t tickle despite him tickling everyone who goes on their channel. Bone Destroyer just had particularly ticklish bones so he pissed his pants. Who amongus hasn’t?
Does the advanced version make you yell at anyone trying to interact with you before 10 am because you’ve come from a long line of advanced users?
Is this aneurysm posting?
Phone spellcheck blows now lol. Tanks.
It’s common enough when younger. It stops in teenage years to middle age, then starts again in old age.
Do some kegels to firm up that pelvic floor. Drink less water before bed. If you can, remember pissing in dream means pissing in bed. Wake yourself up before you mark the sheets like every drunk lush of a woman I’ve slept with.
I call it the exploding mouth of mayonnaise technique.
Normally they don’t give me nearly enough. Until one time I made it extra special clear that I wanted a bukkake in paper.
I got what I asked for and reluctantly ate every bit of it over like four days lol. I have a picture somewhere but I’m too lazy to find it.
If you’re seeing your 5th counselor and 7th psych because you don’t want to make lifestyle changes and simultaneously want every stimulant to keep you up and downer so you can sleep… well… You’re not fun to be their doctor for.
Good Russian.
Walz: You just brought piss to a shit fight you weird little couch fucker! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pLbcLrquio
What, and make them host the video themselves? Hah!
We could always ask politicians to stop posting there…
I mean, for the most part yeah. With bare bones minimum interaction babies are pretty manageable.
Feed them five times a day. Clean five times a day. Pretty much watch them grow on their own until they gain proper sapience around that year mark. Just don’t go full Potter and you’ll be good. Get earplugs for the times when you really need sleep and keep to a schedule.
After that year, and more like 1.5 years, you gotta put in some more effort but even then, it really doesn’t matter near as much as the internet would have you think. Nature beats Nurture in almost all categories by a sound margin.
A flaming bag of Trump*.
Where’s all the people who loathe breakfast because they aren’t hungry until lunch?
Followup question because I’m not one of them. Should we not talk to you until you’ve had your morning coffee and cigarette? You know it doesn’t give you permission to act like a dickweed to everyone Amanda.
Don’t forget lettuce sandwiches.
The epitome of useful idiot on the left.
Look it’s just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn’t mean it’s any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.
Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you’re still 14 right?
True… And yet Google is one tab or two phone swipes away for a really, really easily searchable question. And trust me, usually the one being not lazy for people. It doesn’t mean they’re not being lazy and fuck lol.