You better stop doing that or I will have to ask you again to please stop doing that —judges, apparently

Second only to a black hole

The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

I laughed at that part. I wonder if they meant for it to be funny.

My first thought

Could you elaborate? I like to shut chuds up too but I no has smart.

Organic nature pegs

I wonder who has deeper pockets, and can therefore press on in court, Disney or Ronda?

I love this

This guy discs

Companies used to offer pensions to employees, and time served meant a better reward for retirement. The pension idea eroded over the years but the mindset remained.

They’re not thinking long term, they want immediate and maximum profits

Notice also how he starts each paragraph with “I” and not to be an armchair psychiatrist but that says a lot about his motivation.

Are you free tonight?

Do I get any credit for never having done this?

All lettuce or certain varieties?

I think it’s the irony. A photo of a guy who drives around an oval for a living criticizing capitalism is an unusual choice.

Why can’t I just swing a blade around?

She flexing on the rest of us with her ink budget

You ever looked at a screenshot from an iPhone on a desktop at 100%? That shit is high res.