Chodestools
Bravo.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Been a while since I’ve seen this one
Organic nature pegs
Look like fun guys to me
That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.
Circumcision leftovers
Phallusium chodecum
Sufficiently large mushrooms.
Dickweed
“Everything reminds me of… him.”
I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus
Fungcocks, indigenous to your nightstand drawer
Homewrecker.
Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?
No, definitely not.
As an aside never eat mushrooms unless you know for certain what they are.
We called them Dead Man’s Fingers, but I’m not sure.