well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You mean mr family guy himself?

I’m sorry but Vincent did nothing you leave him out of this

yea

Its just cold up here eh

man is it just me or is the r word making a comeback

damn asexist, get your satinist beliefs out of here

All of the dumb with none of the charm

woah, easy on the math there, buddy. I’ve only got one brain cell that’s ping-ponging between my hemispheres

Fun fact, listening to wu tang now is like being in the 90’s and listening to songs from the 50’s

They fear the floss thong

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i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

yes

To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.

A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.

You mean jissing

Iams to pet