Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

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    Since when does God live in space? He lives in the cloud since the people who invented christianity where morrons who didn’t know any better like Everyone in that time period. So now suddenly they accepted space and that God moved over there over 2000+ years living in the clouds, on a planet that is millions of years old.

    Special people.

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      10 months ago

      He lives in the cloud?

      No wonder he always seems to need money. His AWS bills must be enormous.

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        it’s all part of the con. god doesn’t have an aws bill. incoming traffic is null-routed, as god doesn’t give a shit and never responds; and senders pay their own bandwidth.

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      Yeah, shouldn’t god be getting more powerful now that the cloud is growing larger every year. Besides those satellites should help with connection to his followers in remote areas.