I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
OP said worst. That’s the best.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
young ferengi takes human expression “break a leg” too literally
Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
He said “an” episode, not every episode
A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That’s not even a joke. That’s the actual synopsis.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
Picard learns to play the flute.
The gang visits Sherwood Forest
You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.