1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?
But where do I get a crocodile?
We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you’ll match with one.
How do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?
- live in Florida
- they’re free
- And in your backyard!
Aren’t those alligators?
So rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
Yes. Just the tip. I promise.
I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
- ???
- Profit.
Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
Comes with the spirit halloween set.
You’d have to be a snappy dresser to pull this off
Needs to have a missing arm as part of the costume.
Leave memos around the party talking about your experiments, on Umbrella Corp letterhead
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Would it be tacky to do this with an alligator or a caiman? Crocodiles are kind of hard to come by
For a safer experience, you can slowly morph into a giant nose that smells crime.
