Movie 43
Godzilla vs Megalon
It’s been years since I saw it, but it was my jam as a kid. Some sea people are mad and send their giant beetle thing, Megalon, to attack the surface, the sea people (Seatopians) also get help from aliens that send their kaiju, Gigan, to assist. A size changing robot, Jet Jaguar, gets his ass beat but Godzilla comes to the rescue in the nick of time. The end battle is a straight up WWE tag team matchup with kaijus!
Plus the movie ends with Jet Jaguar’s bad ass theme song and a freeze frame!

I hate to break it to you, but those are just actors in suits. That isn’t even the real Godzilla!
Nooooooo! This is fake news. FAKE NEWS!
Super Troopers. It is such a ‘I dont know how we got the money for this script but here we fucking go’ movie. Good fun, good laughs.
The first few minutes of that movie are comedic gold.
Demolition Man
I’ve loved this movie since I first saw it in the 90s. Thinking back on it, this movie really laid the blue print for Joss Whedon and James Gunn type MCU and DCU movies. Great action sequences, a good dose of humor, and decent story that doesn’t pretend to be anything more than a fun movie.
Robot jox is hilariously irredeemable. I watched it again recently and it was horrible. I’m going to watch it again later in life when I forget that because I’ve convinced myself it is not.
All of the Sharknado movies
Hackers, Waterworld, The Postman
Them: “Waterworld is crap, it’s just Mad Max on water”
Me: “that sounds awesome”
I honestly have no idea how WaterWorld was not a huge hit, I loved that movie … I’m also very afraid to re-watch it since I haven’t seen it in quite a while.
It was a pretty big hit at the time but the production costs got so out of control I don’t think it made it’s money back. I’m sure in the long run it’s done ok.
Eh…it may have made money, but even back then it was panned as a huge misfire, and probably hurt Costner’s career for a while. There’s a reason it’s Sam’s favorite movie in Generation V. The kid who’s been held in psychiatric prisons his whole life.
They had to build the main set twice because of a hurricane.
They also had a chunk of the budget set aside to digitally un-recede Costner’s receding hairline.
It is very entertaining. And universal created a live action show at their theme park in Hollywood based on it, that’s still running.
Waterworld
Dennis Hopper was just crushing it back in the day.
Hack the planet! God that movie is such an amazing time capsule.
“Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.”
I just watched Blade for the first time. The computer model of the ascension chamber felt a lot like the visualization of the Gibson mainframe operated by that magician/skateboarder duo
I have it on Blu-ray and I love it.
The postman was good. Sure it’s a generic post-apocalyptic romp with a positive message. But I liked it.
It’s so corny that it wraps around to feeling sincere.
More boobies would have made me love waterworld
Great concept though
There is that rape scene…
I apologise for my previous comments I actually haven’t watched waterworld all the way through
I think I’m confusing two scenes. One where the women and girl are effectively at Kostner’s mercy and she offers herself to him so they don’t get thrown over board. I -think- he turns her down and then there is a consensual act later.
Probably I was getting confused with blade runner.
Super Mario Bros (1993)
This is mine too!
It’s absolutely INSANE, nothing like the games and somehow it still works in a weird way for me - and somehow still manages to show more love/respect to the source material than some other adaptations I’ve seen (even while being nothing like the source material)!
For anyone that hasn’t looked into the behind the scenes of this movie, you NEED to!
The crew openly wore custom made shirts shitting on the directors, the actors were drunk most of the time, Leguizamo had his leg broken on set! … Haskins was stabbed FOUR times, electrocuted, drowned AND had his finger broken [anytime you see him holding something over his hand, it’s likely because he was hiding the cast]! Mario Mario had a lot of reasons to be so grumpy!
Hey, what can I say? The mushroom kingdom is a dangerous place.
Came here to say this. It’s a great movie, even if it’s ridiculous.
Dennis hopper was just crushing it back in the day.
This is mine too. It’s a cute, fun movie. Yes completely over-the-top stupid, but that’s part of the enjoyment. I think a reason I liked it when everyone else seemed to hate it was that I didn’t have a Nintendo as a kid, so I wasn’t saddled with an expectation of what Mario should be.
So far ahead of the curve with the Isekai Sci-Fi Dystopia…
I always bring this one up in the “so bad it’s good” conversations
Dude, Where’s My Car
I will die on this hill: Dude, Where’s My Car is actually a good movie. People just can’t see past the premise to realize it’s executed extremely well.
It all comes together so well in the end.
Also: Zoltan!
And then?
No, that’s it, that’s everything :D
Sweet! What does mine say?
Shibby
We got free tickets when we went to go see Shaft and the film burned in the middle and they had to splice it together to get it going. We lost some dialogue at the Palmieri house but no action. Win-win.
We spent the free tickets to see Dude, and I still want my money back. And yes, I still reference the quotes whenever I can while I hate the movie, since while I’m a snob I’m also a deep nerd and must quote everything.
Hudson Hawk, Bruce Willis’ longtime passion project where he and Danny Aiello play singing cat burglars.
I genuinely love it despite it not being very good at all. Saw it in the theater knowing nothing at all about it.
God that movie is awful. I love it.
Bunny! Ball ball!
I didn’t even know it was considered bad.
TRON: Legacy, although “terrible” might be bit harsh on it. I first watched the movie when I had a fever of 103 and it was perfect for that.
All-time great movie soundtrack, though.
That’s my favorite music video
The Grid; a digital frontier
What am I supposed to do?
Survive
Have you tried the latest one?
No, been debating it. I keep hearing it’s worse.
Oh it’s bad. You’ll guess the main plot about two minutes in and it never waves from that. The movie ends and you won’t remember anyone’s names or even what most of them look like.
Great music video though. Watch with a good sound system and a big OLED TV. The experience on a little phone or laptop screen with tinny speakers is going to be a 1/10.
It is
Very entertaining.
A little short on Olivia Wilde, though, which was an amazing feature of Legacy.
I wouldn’t call it arguably terrible. It’s not everyone’s cup of tea but it’s decent movie. Not great, but decent.
And since Tron Jared Leto lowered the bar, it looks even better.
The Boondocks Saints
Like a poor man’s Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels. I loved it too.
There was a moment in the pitch meeting when the producers read, “then Willem Dafoe dresses up like a female prostitute to seduce the guards”, and they were like yeah, let’s fuckin make this movie.
Came here to say this!
Street Fighter
It’s terrible. Almost nobody can act. I suspect none of the writers had even looked at the game beyond a few screenshots. The script and plot are laughable.
But then Raul Julia shows up. He knows this is crap. But his kids love the games. He’s literally dying of stomach cancer in every scene. He knows this is his last movie. He’s going to fucking enjoy it, and so are you.
For you it’s a guilty pleasure, for others it’s just Tuesday.

“Quick, change the channel!”
That was beautiful *cries*
Tremors
What’s objectively terrible about Tremors?
The TV series and movies beyond the third one are objectively terrible. But the first two are solid films and the third one is good for a laugh.
maybe they meant one of the many completely unnecessary sequels?
Yes, those are just terrible but I didn’t like them.
I mean that I like it, but when showing coworkers or friends very few seem to think it is any good. It is now old enough for a cult following so it has got that going for it.
Freddy Got Fingered. It’s a hysterical mess.
“Daddy would you like some sausage.”
I think the reason the movie exists is because Tom green just needed an excuse to jerk off a horse.
“How am I supposed to do that, Betty? How am I supposed to eat food, draw, and play music at the same time?”
Its crazy how big of a deal Tom Green became and how quickly it all faded away.
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