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    “We aim for a cohesive none toxic community”

    Ha hahaha haha ha…

    Oh wait, you’re serious? Let laugh louder.

    AAAAHHH HAHAHA HAHHA HA!

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    I’m worried for the state of the internet.

    Not because communities like this exist, but because it seems everyone in the thread is failing to recognize obvious trolling. Have you kids never heard of flaming? This is the most egregious ragebait and y’all are taking it

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      I joined lemmy a couple of days ago, this whole community feels like the most autistic and socially inept part of reddit. Really weird to read the comments on lemmy.

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          Hey, I’m not trans, I’m just an ally who enjoys the egg_irl and related communities. And I’m barely even Aspergic. And only one of the four family laptops has linux on it, and it’s not even Arch, it’s Mint.

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      Fear not, because a single person doesn’t constitute a community. And Madthumbs gets talked about every six months or so, when a batch of new users discover them. Everyone then completely forgets about them until the next cycle.

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      A single user making dozens of posts and rarely getting any response? I wouldn’t call that egregious, it just seems ineffective to me.

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      Ragebait and trolling are fine for me, but there is imo one place where this doesn’t belong: The rules section of a lemmy community

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    It’s either satire or else it’s Microsoft doing guerilla marketing…

    Moderators run the sub, not the users. It’s not democratic, and we don’t care how you think it should be run

    Yeah, that sounds like Windows… (which you’re not allowed to bash, by the way!)

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    Just spam them with FreeBSD stuff then.

    FreeBSD and its derivatives ≠ Linux

    Not to mention that more things run Linux than Windows including the router those people who hate Linux are using its running Linux.

    Edit… FYI: I am a Linux user. My home server is TrueNAS (Linux based but been using it since FreeNAS 9.1), my desktop is Ubuntu Cinnamon, I use android for phones and tablets, my router is OpnSense (which is FreeBSD based but still FOSS.)

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      And this will be my last post on the subject. Look out for my post on c/linuxsucks.

      https://lemmy.world/post/48179739

      Listen up, folks. We all know Linux sucks. It’s a fact. But I did some digging, and the conspiracy goes way deeper than just some neckbeard’s broken desktop environment.

      ​It turns out Linux has infected literally everything. And since Linux sucks, by transitive property, the entire modern world sucks and we need to stop using all of it immediately.

      ​If you are a true Linux hater, it is time to walk the walk. Here is the hit list of things we need to boycott starting today:

      ​1. The Internet

      ​Yep, turn off your router. The Internet runs on Linux. The vast majority of the world’s web servers, DNS servers, and cloud infrastructure (AWS, Google Cloud, Azure) are powered by Linux. Every time you open a webpage, you are validating Linus Torvalds. If you’re reading this post right now, you are part of the problem. Smash your modem. It sucks.

      ​2. Smartphones (Yes, even yours)

      ​Are you reading this on an Android? Congratulations, you are carrying a modified Linux kernel in your pocket. It sucks. Oh, you have an iPhone? Well, the massive server farms that Apple uses to sync your iCloud data, send your iMessages, and process your Apple Pay run on—you guessed it—Linux. Throw your phone in a lake.

      ​3. Entertainment and Streaming

      ​Netflix, Spotify, and YouTube: Their massive backend streaming infrastructure? All Linux. ​Smart TVs: Most of them run on Linux-based firmware. If you want to watch a movie, go outside and act it out with puppets. Digital entertainment is ruined.

      ​4. Space Exploration

      ​NASA sent the Ingenuity helicopter to Mars, and it was powered by a Linux distribution. Space sucks now. SpaceX rockets? Linux. We can’t even leave the planet to get away from it.

      ​5. High-Speed Rail and Air Travel

      ​Commercial aviation routing systems, air traffic control data feeds, and international bullet train networks rely heavily on Linux for uptime and reliability. If you want to travel, you better buy a horse. (Just make sure the horse hasn’t been microchipped by a vet using a Linux database).

      ​6. The Entire Global Economy

      ​The New York Stock Exchange, the Tokyo Stock Exchange, and virtually all major banking backends run on Linux because they need “99.999% uptime.” You know what else has 99.999% uptime? Garbage. Money sucks. Go back to the barter system.

      1. Windows and Microsoft (The Ultimate Betrayal)

      ​Oh, you thought you were safe because you only use Windows? Think again! This goes all the way to the top. The mechanism used to fix, patch, and secure every Windows machine on Earth—Windows Update—is powered by a Linux backend. Microsoft uses Linux servers and container networks to push out their own updates because apparently, Windows Server can’t even handle distributing its own code. So every time your PC forces a random reboot to install a security patch, a Linux server just handed Windows its lunch. Windows sucks so hard that it literally relies on Linux to fix itself, which means Windows is Linux by proxy. They both suck!

      ​Conclusion: The Ultimate Protest

      ​If we are going to be pure, we have to commit. I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of modern society until the entire global infrastructure is rewritten in pure, unadulterated Windows ME. ​This is my final post. I am smashing my PC, disconnecting my power grid (because utility companies use Linux to manage the smart grid), and moving into a cave.

      ​Who is with me?!

      Awww, I got banned.

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      And while I was blocking the linux sucks moderator and posters something occurred to me. Most of the Lemmy instances are probably hosted on Linux as are the cloud providers among other things.

      It they think linux sucks so badly they should cut it completely out of their lives and that means they shouldn’t be using the internet.

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    One of the only disadvantages of lemmy is that any moron can start an instance or community lol

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    It’s a sort of pendulum effect. Lemmy as a whole is very Linux-focused, almost militantly so (see my other Linux-related posts and comments). So people who feel otherwise form their own knot of extremists, alienating people who don’t feel strongly either way.