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MadamLarp@sh.itjust.works to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

low kcal mealspo

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low kcal mealspo

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MadamLarp@sh.itjust.works to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • dragon-donkey3374@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    This is pretty shitty porn

    • LordMayor@piefed.social
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      I really wish this community was more about good photography of good food. There’s some actual food crimes that get through. 🙁

  • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    This is food BDSM.

  • treadful@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    I’m sorry you’re going through this.

  • Mr. Wobble@thelemmy.club
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    3 days ago

    I mean, yeah, technically you could eat that.

    • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
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      3 days ago

      It’s an exotic feast at House Flanders!

    • Starya67@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      I’d add some tzaziki.

  • Mothra@mander.xyz
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    3 days ago

    If this is food porn, it’s very niche

  • jade52@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Girl trust me throw some cottage cheese and everything bagel seasoning on them rice cakes and you are 65% less sad.

    • MadamLarp@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      then it wouldn’t be low kcal would it?

      • jet@hackertalks.com
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        Why are you doing low kcal? What is your goal?

        If your trying to lose weight you would be much better off, and happier, doing low carb and still eating.

        • MadamLarp@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          technically. I am eating, just doing omad

          • jet@hackertalks.com
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            If that’s your omad meal, you’re setting yourself up for failure. That doesn’t have enough fat or protein to satisfy your body, and your metabolism is going to down regulate in response.

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              well, I’ll have to do extra pilates, oh nooo, so bad /s

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                I’ll have to do extra pilates, oh nooo, so bad /s

                But your not eating any protein, so where will the protein come from to repair your body after pilates?

                OMAD is a great tool for weight management (which it sounds like your trying to do), but if your under eating essential building blocks for your body during your eating window your basically just replicating the Minnesota starvation experiment… which isn’t great.

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                  ok, random wl ‘expert’ from lemmy

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    I opened the comments to search for a donation link.

    /S it doesn’t look that bad but it maybe some spices or a dip would be good.

  • BigDiction@lemmy.world
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    I like the plating! Honestly I like contrast of crunchy carbs and cool fresh cucumber. I would be interested in elevating this plate on the cheap.

    Maybe a little sauce (suggestions?) on the puffed rice cakes. Tahini or a hearty hummus for dipping with the cucumber.

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      Tahini? Are you trying to destroy this man with flavor?

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        Been thinking on this a bit. Slather that rice cake with butter knife full of Romesco sauce and have the Tahini and cucumber as a side or put on top for an open faced sandwich?

    • MadamLarp@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      this is supposed to be wl meat btw

  • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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    This is 100 calories, tops

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      It’s actually 0 calories because I would be too sad to even eat it.

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      2 plain rice cakes are 70 calories (35 each), and from what I gather online, 1 cucumber is 45 calories so max its 115 but probably less bc I dont think thats a whole cucumber.

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      I fear thats the point

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    Reminds me of Nachos Flanders Style…

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    Deconstructed Kappa Maki

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    Is this compliments of the 90s? Also I would suggest changing up your colors. Green and white in all your meals is meh.

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    This pairing is inviting. Im gonna try it tomorrow.

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      Really? All 150 calories are inviting?

      • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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        Yes. And I tried it. It was a bit bland to me.

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          I find the textures appealing since I love both the ingredients but yeah I could see adding some spices at the very least.

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