Lol

They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.

In this thread: people living in fantasy lands.

To fetch dweeb lords.

Make it easier to join.

So fucking what? I’m sure lots of guys have had half naked women sitting on their lap at one point during their life.

I hate Elon. There is no grey area in that statement.

That a few thousand dollar drone will obliterate.

As much as I hate Elon, self-driving cars are the future and will be way safer than some idiot behind the wheel

No shit.

How did they find out who you voted for?

Post-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.

Surprised they’re not asking for peoples’ firstborns.

We’re

Oh, please. It’s most definitely not.

That’s my take. Take it or leave it.

Dude has probably landed more women than the majority of Lemmy users combined.

Not OTC: water and exercise. But hey, keep searching for the “easy” way out.

Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.

What a stupid fucking post. I’m grateful every day I don’t have a runny nose or sore throat as I know how completely miserable I am when I do have either of those.