anyone got a link? I have… quite the meme library…
After our office consistently heard from student, parents, and teachers about objectionable curricula, policies, or programs affecting children, we launched the Eyes on Education portal.
Our kids need to focus on fundamental educational building blocks, not political ideology - either left or right.
Eyes on Education is a platform for students, parents, and educators to submit and view real examples from classrooms across the state.
The Office of the Attorney General will follow up on materials submitted to the portal that may violate Indiana law using our investigative tools, including public records requests, and publish findings on the portal as well.
To view examples or submit to the portal, select the school corporation and name of the school and upload your documents.
Upon submission, someone from our office may contact you for additional information or clarification.
Submissions to the portal will be reviewed and published regularly.
this is the most ridiculous rhetorical doublespeak I’ve seen in a while. kids need to focus on education, not political ideology, so let’s shove some political ideology down their throats? And, of course, the ass-covering BS logical absurdity that anything “objectionable” must, certainly, be unsafe for children.
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They want objectionable Shel Silverstein? Because that can be arranged.
(I don’t want them banning Shel Silverstein or anyone else, I just think it’s funny that they want to ban the only non-dirty stuff he ever did.)
He (Shel) was published a bunch in Playboy (the above is an example) and he was a great illustrator.
Kurt Vonnegut and a ton of other authors were also published in Playboy.
Including Isaac ‘3 laws’ Asimov
by the time I was in school - the age we were reading Silverstein - was the mid-late 80s. he’d a had couple banned by then, but my teachers were in love with him, so I got to read most of his books as a kid. what books of his weren’t assigned were to be found in our school’s library and were often fought over. we had a school that really pushed a curriculum that relied heavily on using both the school and local public library for research, even in elementary school. I remember my parts being annoyed at how often they had to take me to the library for even basic schoolwork.
I loved it.
I really lament that, today, with the internet, there isn’t a central public repository of trustworthy information for research. the closest is Wikipedia, and, for what it is, it’s pretty fucking great. It’s a great jumping-off point for anyone to start learning on any subject, and I’m super-glad it’s there.
bringing it back around, Shel Silverstein was a wry observer of humanity but poked his finger in the eyes of too many powerful critics. He had a way of opening the minds of people - especially children - that made people who would like to manipulate the weak scared that Silverstein’s message would make their efforts more difficult. It’s no wonder the would wish to silence him.
Shel was a known cannabis user and a bit of a hippie. That’s probably why.
Fun fact, he also wrote the Johnny Cash song, “a Boy Named Sue”
The theater adaptation of Where the Sidewalk Ends was one of our middle school plays at our decidedly “rural” school.
One mom had a problem with it, and it was only with the “rebellious” bits. She shut up when every other parent rolled their eyes at her. It’s crazy how attitudes shift.
I’m looking at some of the “legitimate” complaints on that page. Someone complained about inappropriate content… in Orwell’s 1984.
https://www.in.gov/attorneygeneral/files/4_11_Parental-Concerns-Required-Reading-Sexual-Content.pdf
Flood it with Chat GPT-3 content, super easy to generate, and it would probably create more unique content that would be harder to filter out.
Ask it for objectionable stuff in Bible lol
I submitted this.
I sent them a copypasta
Title
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Oh my word
Massive Salad Fingers vibes coming from this. You, Internet Stranger are a god damn legend and hero that we need.
I wish I could take credit, but I don’t even know the origins of that copypasta!
Man, that form doesn’t verify any contact information. It sure would be easy to flood it with genuine concern in picture format.
No captcha, no contact info verification not even an old school forum “What’s your favorite color” lmao
Does it sanitize user inputs? Or is a 90s style SQL injection possible?
Bobby Table, do it!
Use tor before they start filtering it. That’s usually what they block first. Submit from multiple IPs to make it harder to filter. Be realistic - there are websites that’ll help you generate fake names, addresses. You can even use ChatGPT to write time wasting comments. Try to avoid using real people’s names so you don’t get innocents harassed.
And just when I thought my state couldn’t get much worse, we’re wasting time and taxpayer money for witch hunts.
I think you missed the time and taxpayer money that has already been spent on persecuting Dr. Caitlin Bernard for performing a legal abortion on a raped 10-year-old. Rokita has been doing witch hunts for a while now.
Hello fellow Hoosier, I emailed our school superintendent last year when the stupid book banning bill thing was proposed, and then passed. I wanted to know if there would be a way to tell if people requested books to be banned, so I could go out and buy them for my kid to read. (because obviously they must be read worthy)
I followed up with him recently since the bill had passed. He did, at least, inform me that no ban requests have been made. So at least in our school there wasn’t some crazy people waiting to start complaining and getting books removed. There doesn’t seem to be an easy way to search for banned books though which I would like to see as an option.
Well that’s definitely encouraging. I’m from a small town (my graduating class was less than 60 people), but I haven’t heard about any book bans here either.
I actually filled out their form, with my info but didn’t meme them. I wrote out a paragraph or so message about how disingenuous the GOP has been. That this Grandstanding and fear tactics are what has been “dividing” people and that his webpage/form, along with other bills they continue to introduce are the problem. I also reminded him that children aren’t racist, homophobic, (should have included religious) until adults teach them these things.
I’m sure my message will get lost in the memes but it made me feel better.
Just as the Salem Founders intended
Can I get in trouble for this?
No idea but holy fuck that’s amazing. I’d be happy catching a charge for this.
I brought enough for everyone
I legitimately lol’d.
I’m doing my part
This is the comedy police: You are under arrest for being funny without a license!
You’ll never take me alive! I’ve got hostages, and they are dying of laughter!
I’d like to submit a report to your unit
Ianal. Legally? No. It’s a tip line. There is no threat of harm. Just of being weird.
Unless there’s some disclaimer prior to submitting saying it’s the state equivalent of submitting a false police report or something… Even then, good luck trying to arrest you in a different state.
I would love to be banned from Texas or Florida if I could lol.
Join the fun!
Who ever heard of a sad clown?
topics deemed to be “political ideology” in schools
Don’t you dare pledge allegiance! Don’t you dare play the anthem! Don’t you dare promote capitalism!
I still very clearly remember reading Harrison Bergeron in school and having some idiot school teacher act like “that’s that socialism kids!”
How the hell is that socialism? A reference to income based taxation? If anything, following the big scary Soviet and PRC model, they’d have pumped Harrison full of roids and told him to rip a capitalist pig dog in half for his landing.
And, of course, Vonnegut agrees it isn’t about socialism, no matter what American school teachers have been ordered to teach.
https://www2.ljworld.com/news/2005/may/05/vonnegut_lawyers_could/
I mean you wanna be technical about it socialism is a much wider spectrum of ideas than Communism. There are definitely people who define it strictly by the presence of the worker co-op or as anti-capitalist but that’s one floating idea in a nebula. Market Socialism for instance is basically a blend of capitalism and socialism where things like capitalist incentives are still maintained but regulated and systems of social support are expanded to make up for the gap of the whole capitalist “not my monkey not my circus” washing of hands of social responsibility to be an active part of a community. It’s basically anti-capitalist in the same way putting up a privacy fence is anti-neighbor… So a wide spanning income based taxation could be construed as sort of Socialist but its basically the air we breathe as far as a norm goes.
But Harrison Bergeron is more like the Conservative satire of what “Cultural Marxism” looks like in practice. The strawman idea that is designed to make people clutch their individuality and random blessings like something someone wants to forcefully take away from them… It’s a metaphor for things like social programs and inequality conscious measures that lift up disadvantaged people to allow them access to participate in society but not a particularly good one as it pre-supposes that lifting someone up is the same thing as crushing persecution of the naturally gifted.
Your teacher was half right, the story is about Socialism but it’s a hostile framing of Socialism in complete bad faith using the conventions of science fiction to paint an overblown dystopia with hyperbolic absurd metaphors that underline the anxieties anti-civil rights advocates had when it was written.
The whole thing makes more sense when you consider that hardcore disability advocacy groups that started the path to creating the ADA basically was beginning to gain traction when the book was being written.
If you’d read either the link or enough Vonnegut you wouldn’t have embarrassed yourself like this.
“Vonnegut wrote it because the ADA was gaining traction” and “income taxes are socialism” indeed.
Dude was just one of the most famous humanists of all time, lmao.
Let’s create an AI to call them and keep reporting the person pushing the bill. And calling them assholes.
That’s brilliant. Even better would be to use their voice too.
I vote we use Samuel L Jackson’s voice.
LGTBQ+A Motherfucker. Do you speak it?
Can someone try to “Little Bobby Tables” them? Just put some SQL injection shit to make the servers more of a dumpster fire?
I’ve worked with a bunch of government agencies and the chances of a SQL injection are low. Not because they’re good, but because they’ll use some kind of framework to speed up development which will have injection prevention baked in.
😔 Damn.
Ctrl+c ctrl+v strikes again!
I imagine sending memes is not illegal, SQL injection attacks might be.
And targeting a group of people is unconstitutional, fuck the laws that harm the citizens and protect the state.
But what if a meme just happens to be a SQL injection?
It is almost certainly illegal under the computer fraud and abuse act. Don’t hack, kiddos.
We gonna have to Stonewall all over again nationwide, aren’t we?
I’m not gay myself, but the math is simple: is it human?..then it has human rights.
Well that’s the thing, the haters don’t think queers and non-white people are human.
And that is why we STOP DEFENDING THEIR FREE SPEECH
This isn’t the first time the christofacists have created a snitch line and had it filled with junk spam. What makes them think “this time it will work!”
A complete lack of self awareness
I’m sure they expect it. They’ll try to fascism with it anyway
As someone who figured out my gender using calculus (mapped dysphoria over time and found the derivative. Yes that is way too much work) I may have to do a troll
Is a “chicks with dx” joke acceptable here?
Damn right it is
oh, that was good
Acceptable? You might win the Internet for the day.
You can ever accommodate a partial derivative
What was the derivative?
The transient solution was positive
Can you … can you post the graph?
We found the source of the variable X in LatinX! SOMEONE GET THEM TO SAFETY BEFORE THE MACHISMOS FIND THEM!
The math would’ve been easier had we been dealing with latine.
? you can totally do meth in the latrines
Wow, in Doctor Who back in the 70s he runs in a classmate from Galifrey who calls him ( an equation) abbreviated as “Theet Sigma”.
I like the idea that there was something about the doctor that they didn’t understand about themselves and had to do the math. Not sure if that would make the equation part of the question or answer but it’s interesting.
Thank you, hope you’re on a lovely path.
Thanks, it was definitely a strange experience but learning calculus gave me new frames of reference to think of all sorts of problems and that was one of my major problems at the time. It’s part of why I think that math and science are just as important as the humanities for well roundedness even if you’ll never use them. They teach you to think differently just like history and literature do.
And yeah it was fuck 9 years ago now. I transitioned shortly after and am now at the point I spent so long hoping to get to where it’s all in my past.
fantastic
That’s actually incredible finding out your gender with calculus lol what an awesome way to find out lmao
Excuse me, but as a Hoosier, I expect you to always use the full title when discussing Mr. Rokita: Attorney General, Colossal Shitrag and Future Governor Todd Rokita.
Why yes, it does suck here.
Our choices for governor are embarrassing.
In Oklahoma we have Kevin Stitt who is an anti-vaaxer corporate shit who owns gateway mortgage company, which also just opened a new line of banks… This guy is a clown worthy of Barnum.
Texan here. I’m in hell.
There’s an old Ohio saying: “at least it’s not Indiana”
And then what, send the teachers and kids to re-education camps?
Isn’t this the same kind of thing some people get upset at China over?
Wtf.
Well yeah but it’s okay when Republicans do it because Murica.
Because capitalism! FREEDOOOOM! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
(assuming you’re white and straight, preferably male)
In making the announcement on the Tony Kinnett show, livestreamed on YouTube, Rokita stated that investigators would pore over submissions and post any they believed to be credible onto a publicly viewable database.
In other words, they’re not going to act on the ones that don’t align with their own political ideology.
From the list of reports:
The script for Eurotrip, with a note not to tell Scotty
Scotty doesn’t knoooooooooooooooow
Fionaaaaaaa
Thanks for reminding me that in 7th grade I knew a kid named Scotty who had a crush on a girl named Fiona and we used to sing this song for him. Gave me a good laugh, thanks.
I’m thankful they included a link to the portal. I’ve got some urgent reports to send them.
I HOPE YOU FUCKS LIKE THE SCRIPT TO THE BEE MOVIE
edit-hahahaha the article mentions that
Including a direct link to the form in the very first sentence of the article is such a baller move by the author.
I was pleasantly surprised by that! Legendary journalism!
Why do the hard stuff like work to materially improve the lives of everyone in your state when you can do the easy thing like whatever the fuck this is?
Fear is the path to the dark side
From my point of view the Jedi are evil.
Top tier writing
This? This is persecution of marginalized people by hateful shitbags, that’s what this is.
If you want to generate some random shit for the comments:
- For email: https://maildrop.cc/
- For address: 200 W. Washington St. Indianapolis 46204
- For text: If you use linux:
head --lines=99 /dev/urandom > random.txt
then copy and paste. Or just use copypasta
https://hipsum.co/?paras=5&type=hipster-centric&start-with-lorem=1
/dev/urandom can be filtered by a machine (entrophy), this should at least pass the entrophy test.
Oh good shit!