But, that’s worse. You see how that’s worse, right?
pop pop!
apparently the acquaintance of a friend of mine made this
That’s the kind of weird, unhinged shit that keeps me coming back to the Internet every day.
For 44.99$ or a witch toe
I prefer cubic for easy stacking.
Well I have some good news!

Whoa!
New omegamart product line?
Mmmmm coob
Mmmm, corb

Exactly what my mind was doing! 😂
I feel like with a spherical plastic mold this could easily be made real in the same way that people do those pumpkin face molds and Buddha pears
You can make fruit grow into certain shapes, I genuinely wonder if it’s possible to force corn to grow this way.

Gentlemen, Behold!

It’s a textured anal orb.
For their pleasure
It’s for everyone
When this catches on the other meme will finally make sense.
Round corn is peak 2025, narrow corn is the real OG though and future people know that
Pondering my corn orb.
It was round before.









