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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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    3 days ago

    Name of 25 month ,idiotistanber

  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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    Unless we change to a new time system again

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    I’m so tired and hungover you got me there for a second

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    Whoa!

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    Aight which one is the month?

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      The 25. You haven’t heard of Vigintiquinquember?

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        Of course! How could I forget ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

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        Actually, because of Caesar and Augustus adding months, the 25th month is only Vigintitrisember

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    There won’t be Christmas, but we’ll celebrate Looferboofem and the second coming of TechnoChrist in 2125.

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    Hoomflember is the daintiest month Breeding cabbages out of dirt farms Broiled sweet and covered with calt

  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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    Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?

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      That falls on the 69th day of the 420th month, so it’s a special case.

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      I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        It’ll be like September 3rd, 1752.

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          Damn, I had to do some actual research to get that one. Worth it. I chuckled quietly through my nose.

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          Dude… Too soon.

      • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Because it will be human present when it happens, right?

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          And human future before it happens, which is now!

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        That’s being optimistic.

    • rarsamx@lemmy.ca
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      It says “for the first time”

      • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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        “will never happen again.”

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    25/12/25

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      YYYY/MM/DD or bust.

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        YYYY-mm-dd

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        CCXXV/XI/XIV VIII:XIIIam

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      No that’s dum

      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        Nah thats roman

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    Ahh but if you double 12 and add 1 you get 25

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    We are on the 25th month?

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      lousy smarvember weather

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      They’re talking about 25 january 2027

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        Ah yes, OrthodoxOrthodox Christmas

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          Or Ultra Orthodox

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            Ultra Mega Hyper Orthodox

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            Orthoducks is my new brand of bird themed footwear.

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              Don’t know I read this as though it meant brand of shoes made for birds.

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      It feels like there have been 25 months this year.

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    In the year 252525, the backwards time-machine still won’t have arrived.
    In all the world there’s only 1 technology, a rusty sword for practicing proctology.

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      Gotta wait til the year 802,701.

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    This only works in America as the day and month are the other (correct) way around everywhere else.

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      What they mean to say is: this only works if you eat all the lead paint chips and fuck your sisters until your family tree is a stump.

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        We have that in the US too though.

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      This doesn’t work here. We have no 25th month.

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        Maybe Trump will cancel new year’s to prevent 2026 from happening, then it will be the third January of 2025.

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        Wow, nothing gets past you!

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          That’s why I get paid the big monopoly bucks. Nobody has eyes like me!

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    TickyTockers need to be prescribed less screen time. Or to have to work out logic and reasoning puzzles before interacting with their devices.

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    Happy Zetember

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      Ox19tober

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