For a “strait”, Hormuz sure takes a lot of seamen. Live your truth, Hormuz.
Almost like a whormuz. (Sorry).
Bold of you to assume it’s not a woman.
I’m a Gay Whore… Muz.
I’ve fucked a lot of dudes but I’m straight as an arrow.
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Should be easy to find, I bet they’re FABULOUS.
I would think, given the region’s attitude to LGBTQA+, they’d be incredibly difficult to find.
However, once you have found them and they are in a space they feel safe to be their full self, you’d have the best Iftar of your life!
I don’t know about Hormuz, but the straight of Dover is about the only straight guy in Dover, the rest is all gay AF (and fabulous).
Wouldn’t it be a “gay of heteruz”?
Sorry, the Iranian government beheaded them.
Or the eldritch wide of hormuz
dIRE gAYS of Hormuz
Probably a sexy cousin.
“In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who has told you we have that.”
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Sept 2007
The BENDY of Hormuz
